grandma part 2

Good news- Grandma strikes again.

I’m going to try something a bit different because I don’t really feel like I can do this justice without just going straight for the quotes… so here we go:

Ryan: … I’m planning Teren’s bachelor party.
Gma: Why are you doing that?
Ryan: Because it’s my job as the best man… I think we’re going to Vegas.
Gma: Well, don’t go to Mexico. There’s drugs. And what is this party for?
Ryan: It’s Teren’s last days as a free man before he goes back like a black in the 1800s, nah mean?
Gma: His girlfriend is making him do that? Why does she want the party to have pilgrims?
Ryan: I’m not sure Grandma.
Gma: I feel really sorry for that boy.
Ryan: Oh yeah? Why, Grandma?
Gma: Well, he’s just too young to get married. I see bad things in his scope.
Blake: What do you mean scope?
Gma: You know what I mean… there’s just things in his future.
Blake: What about my scope Grandma? What do you see in my future?
Gma: Well (Grandma starts lots of sentences with “Well”), I see good things… as long as you keep believing what you believe and doing what you do.
Ryan: What about my scope, Grandma?
Gma: I hate to say it… you’re right in the middle.
Ryan: Ohhhhh. Good…. Well, since Teren is the lowest down, maybe we should bring him over and have you bless him.
Gma: No, I don’t think he wants to be blessed.
Ryan: Yeah he does, you just have to do it in the name of YHWH.
Gma: He can’t be blessed. **She stops here and just makes a cup motion on the crown of her head to signal a yarmulke. 

So, tonight, grandma was in psychic mode. She has predicted the future outcome of three people and out of the group, Blake came out on top. Pretty good, right?